Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Apple Announce New Computer Chip

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men starting at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

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